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Post  dwc43 on Fri Jan 08, 2010 1:41 am

5 Surgeons

Five Surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best
patients to operate on.
The first surgeon, from New York , says, "I like to see
accountants on my operating table because when you open them up,
everything inside is numbered."
The second, from Chicago , responds, "Yeah, but you should try
electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."
The third surgeon, from Dallas , says, "No, I really think
Librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical
The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: "You know, I
like construction workers.......those guys always understand when you
have a few parts left over."
But the fifth surgeon, from Washington DC , shut them all up
when he observed:
"You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate
on.......there's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine,
and the head and the ass are interchangeable."


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