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Post  dwc43 on Sun Oct 18, 2009 12:34 am

guy humor here:

1. I was walking through the cemetery this morning
and saw a guy crouching down behind a tombstone.
I said "mourning." He said "No, just taking a shoot."



2. When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike.
Then I realized that the Lord doesn't work that way,
so I stole a bike and asked him to forgive me.


3. My wife was in labor with our first child.
She was shouting out "Get this out of me! Give me the drugs!"
She looked at me and said, "You did this to me, you bastard!"
I casually replied, "If you would care to remember,
I wanted to stick it up your ass but you said,
"It'll be too painful!"



4. I went to an extremely attractive female doctor today for my
annual checkup. She told me that I had to quit masturbating.
I asked why and she told me, "Because I am trying to examine you!"



5. I was walking down the road today and saw my Afghani neighbor,
Abdul, standing on his fifth floor apartment balcony shaking a carpet.
I shouted up to him, "What's up Abdul, won't it start?"

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