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Post  chuzz Sat Feb 28, 2009 12:26 pm

A man boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and

asked a blonde, female crew member to take care of the box for him. She
took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator. He
pointedly advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for
the crabs staying frozen, mentioned that he was a lawyer, and proceeded to
rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out.

Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior. Shortly before landing
in New York , she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, "Would
the gentleman who gave me the crabs in New Orleans , please raise your hand?"

Not one hand went up ... so she took them home and ate them.

Two lessons here:
1. Men never learn.
2. Blondes aren't as dumb as most men think.

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Post  dwc43 Sat Feb 28, 2009 1:27 pm

Come on, admit it, it was you. Now don't lie about it, we all ready know it was you .... lol!!!! Laughing Laughing
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