Miss Joyce

Toward the end of Sunday service, the minister

asked, "How many of you have forgiven your

enemies?"
80% held up their hands.
The minister then repeated his question. All

responded this time, except one small elderly

lady.
"Miss Joyce," Are you not willing to forgive

your enemies?'
"I don't have any," she replied, smiling sweetly.
"Miss Joyce, that is very unusual. How old are

you?"
"Ninety-eight," she replied.
"Oh, Miss Joyce, would you please come down

in front & tell us all how a person can live

ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in

the world?"
The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down

the aisle, faced the congregation, and said,
"I outlived the bitches."