Little Johnny Strikes again.......

Little Johnny Strikes again.......



A grade school teacher in Kentucky asked her students to use the word
'fascinate' in a sentence.

Molly put up her hand and said, 'My family went to my granddad's farm, and
we all saw his pet sheep, it was fascinating.' The teacher said, 'That was
good, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate', not 'fascinating'.'

Sally raised her hand. She said, 'My family went to see Rock City and I was
fascinated.' The teacher said, 'Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you
to use the word 'fascinate', not 'fascinated'.

Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been
burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he
could damage the word 'fascinate', so she called on him.

Johnny said, 'My aunt Mary has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are
so big she can only fasten eight.'

The teacher sat down and cried