Thoughts about Tiger.

dwc43 Mon Dec 07, 2009 1:59 am

Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his wife.

What's the difference between an Escalade and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a golf ball 400 yards.

Ping just offered Tiger Woods' wife an endorsement contract pushing her own set of drivers.
They'll be named Elin Woods... "the clubs you can beat Tiger with."

News travels fast. The Chinese are already making a movie about Tiger Woods' crash.

They are calling it "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant."

Tiger woods has a lot of cars, now he has a "hole in one".

Tiger is now in trouble with his sponsor Gillette because he said that "this was the closest shave I have had yet."

Tiger crashed his car because he was in a rush to move on to the second hole.

You can take the Tiger out of the Woods but you can't take the Woody out of the Tiger.

Even the porn industry jumped in with a new movie called "MORNING WOOD"

It's not often that Tiger Woods starts out with a bad drive, hits a water hazard, and ends up in the trees.

It's the first time Tiger's driven less then 250 yards.

Tiger just hates it when he drives, and then his balls hit a tree.

Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.

What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing.

Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. Apparently he couldn't decide between a wood and an iron.

When asked how many times she hit tiger, Elin said, "Five or six... put me down for a five".

Why was Tiger out so early in the morning? He had a 2:30 tree time.

Tiger has been dropped from the Ryder Cup team because of his terrible record of being beaten by the Europeans continues!

Elin's excuse? She had to play a bad lie.

What club did Elin use to "rescue" her husband? A bitching wedge.

Elin found out he's not a Tiger, he's a Cheetah.

Tiger said the fault of the accident was his Escalade. It's typical of a golfer - always blame the caddy.

Tiger's car still runs, but it goes "putt, putt, putt..."

Tiger Woods is tree under.

What do Tiger Woods and a baby seal have in common? They've both been clubbed by a Norwegian!