THE STIMULUS PACKAGE

THE STIMULUS PACKAGE This year, taxpayers will receive an Economic Stimulus Payment.

This is a very exciting new program that I will explain using the Q and A format:


Q. What is an Economic Stimulus Payment? "
A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.

Q. Where will the government get this money? "
A. >From taxpayers.

Q. So the government is giving me back my own money? "
A. Only a smidgen.

Q. What is the purpose of this payment? "
A. The plan is that you will use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.

Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China? "
A. Shut up."
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Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the US economy by spending your stimulus check wisely:

If you spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China.
If you spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs.
If you purchase a computer it will go to India.
If you purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala (unless you buy organic).
If you buy a car it will go to Japan.
If you purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan.
And none of it will help the American economy.
We need to keep that money here in America and you can do that by spending it at yard sales, going to baseball, football games,etc or tatoos, since those are about the only businesses still in the US.

I got a helpful tip

Use the stimulus money to buy a gun, that will help out the American gun manufacturers.

I like the way txpower thinks. LMAO

I stimulated the economy by buying feed from the farm supply store today, also bought some ammo.

I bought a new mag for one of my rifles Saturday. So that should help a little. Looking at a new Rem. 700 in .308 too.